CarlWinslow.com Presents
The Top Ten Bruces of All Time
a carlcom production
8. Bruce County, Ontario, Canada: Where everybody knows
your name... cause its Bruce. Driving through Bruce County is alot like
Indiana Jones falling in the pit of snakes*. Visit
Bruce County!
6. Bruce Lee: Kills people for fun. I guess he's dead
though so he is only number 6.
3. Bruce Willis: Starred opposite Carl in Die Hard (classic
film, possibly the inspiration for this very website. Best quote of
all time; Carl is talking to Bruce "I shot a kid!" I still
laugh and I've seen the film at least a dozen times) Uh... did some
other cool movies I can't think of right now but he is cool. Oh yeah
he had a song
in the 80's that was pretty cool... probably has some kind of record
for most mid-life crises.
2. Bruce McTouch (a.k.a. Brucey Juice, Brucey McJuicy,
Toucher McFeel, The Juice, The Long Arm of Bruce, Bruce as in that
Bruce, The Toucher, Touch, Mother Mary full of Bruce etc.): The 3 time
World champ of touching, has never lost a touching contest... earned
sponsorship from Brucey
Juice... what else can be said?
*given that you assume the role of Indiana Jones and the
Bruces are the snakes, then this scenario works.
THERE YOU HAVE IT! THE TOP TEN BRUCES OF ALL TIME!
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