April 1st: Team Phil killed in unrelated slayings

Trick E. Dick was stabbed with this razor sharp baton (of death) late Saturday night.

The autopsy report revealed Mannie Sausage died from severe amp head late Saturday.

The Doctor is out: According to authorities, someone strangled Dr. Dangerous late Saturday night.

This just in, Iron doesn't float: Coroners say the bloated body of Iron Meden was drowned in this sink late Saturday night.

At this time, police have only one suspect: the man pictured here, known only as "Dominguez"   R.I.P Team Phil