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Sciz, Dog or Myth?
 Died at 17 1/2 dog-years, Scout was the oldest recorded non-human human in dog to human years.
| Name: |
Sciz, aka Scout |
| Dog Age: |
117 |
| Occupation: |
Mascot, Watchdog, Bodyguard |
| Interests: |
Eating Deanos, Sleeping |
| Special Powers: |
Cataract Death Stare, Extreme Confusion,
Telepathic |
| Crowning Achievement: |
Holds the a-town county record for number of golf balls peed on, won barking contests with bushes regularly (in his earlier late years) |
| Words of Wisdom: |
"Open the door fool. Can't you see I need to pee." |
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