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Sciz, Dog or Myth?

Died at 17 1/2 dog-years, Scout was the oldest recorded non-human human in dog to human years.

Name: Sciz, aka Scout
Dog Age: 117
Occupation: Mascot, Watchdog, Bodyguard
Interests: Eating Deanos, Sleeping
Special Powers: Cataract Death Stare, Extreme Confusion, Telepathic
Crowning Achievement: Holds the a-town county record for number of golf balls peed on, won barking contests with bushes regularly (in his earlier late years)
Words of Wisdom: "Open the door fool. Can't you see I need to pee."
 
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