Famous Quotes

by Famous People

(* denotes person not being famous)

"I've got a feeling we're going to rock Wal-Mart." - Sean*

"Why doesn't he just take his hands off?" - Tyler*

"I'd become a midget if they paid me millions of dollars." - Neuby*

"Dude, I think you have a phobia of germs." -Harley*
"No, I just don't like them touching me." - Bruski*

"Up north you're a big deano hunter. In detroit your just a big little white guy" - Jeremy*

"They sell hair on TV?", uttered while watching a commercial about getting great looking hair. - Neuby*

"If I was a little league pitcher, half the balls I threw would be strikes, half would be balls, and the other half would hit the kids." - Neuby*

"D to the Igloow..." (not real sure how this was uttered or why, but it happened, and its noteworthy) - Neuby*

"I can't live without dying." - Neuby*

"It would be cool to be blind because you could have sex with anyone." - Neuby*

"I would rear end a guy over hittin a kiddie any day." - Meden*

"Ambulance's cost too much, I'd never take one." - Harley*
"What if you were sitting on the curb with like four broken legs." - Meden*

"I gotta go, goin to buy some fake wine. No questinos." - Neuby*

"Yea, the man's keepin me down. " - Sean*
"What man?" - Confused South Dakota Girl*

"Well, it closes at 6 or 9" - Sean*
"Either way, we only got like 7 minutes!" - Meden*

"If you guys break that boxing dummy punching it too much, you're going to have to pay for it." - Dunham's worker*

"Shut up and take off your clothes.", uttered while Bruski was complaining about being too hot in the car. - Neuby*

"Winning is all that matters." - Sean*
"Well, family matters too, but not as much." - Harley*

"Shaun and me are really, really hetero, and I mean, Shaun is the gayest person I know." - Keller*

"I never knew it was a position, I just figured there were spoons involved." - Neuby*

"That's the guy, he unsuccessfully killed himself." - Neuby*

"WET. It's like we, but with a T." - Neuby*

"C'mon beejers! I mean, we used to be family!" - Sean*

"Beej, you have a cold, black heart." - Sean*
"Sean, I'm not black." - Beej* (confused)

"What, you sayin' I can't ham?" - Harley*

"Guys, I haven't died yet, so I probably can't die now." - Neuby*

"Did you go 127 yet? That's the first thing you gotta check when you get a car." - Neuby*

"BCT?" - Sean*
"Behind Closed Doors... with a T." - Neuby*

"Neub, don't touch me." - Meden*
"Is that a threat or a promise?" - Neuby*

"Sunday is a great day for Saturdaying." - Harley*

"All my pimps say I'm a crazy bitch" - Sean*

"I hate little kids, they have no common sense. They should be born full-sized." - Lil' Huge*

"She weighs less than her weight." - Matt*

"Gimme two bucks Thompson." - Neuby*
"Ok.. wait, what for?" - Thompson*
"Everything that was put into your body last night I paid for." - Neuby*