Is this your Porch?

The porch to end all porches. Well, at least for a while. This might be the last porch you see for some time. Hopefully there will be more soon. Dominguez took two to the chest, and he's undergoing Windex surgery soon. Hopefully he'll pull through for a few more porches, before his number's up. Nobody knows for sure*. If you'd like to submit a guess as to whose porch this is, please do so in the guestbook area. Guess the right house, win a prize*.

Today's porch has alot to offer. Unlike the porches of yesterday, in the before time, today's porches have all sorts of neat technological advantages. Like doorbells. Doorbells are good for so many different reasons. Among these, a flaming bag of poop. Its just not the same if you have to knock on the door. Dominguez was a little apprehensive coming to this porch, as it's widely known that a rather strange guy lives here. According to legend, when he was a young man, living in the vineyard, he pushed some poop under his couch, and if you sniff real hard, you can still smell it today. These reports are of course, confirmed* and completely founded in truth*. If you'd like to submit a guess as to whose porch this is, please do so in the guestbook area. Guess the right house, win a prize*.

It seems like only last week the great porch game started, and already we're into Week 2. This week we have a definite porch. Though its a close up of a door. There's a porch, trust me. We give this 9 out of 10 bruces. Dominguez had a smile on his face when he saw this marvel. If you'd like to submit a guess as to whose porch this is, please do so in the guestbook area. Guess the right house, win a prize*.

Though we're not sure this qualifies as a porch (Dominguez said it wasn't), we thoroughly enjoyed our visit. Unfortunately you were sleeping, we didn't want to wake you. If you'd like to submit a guess as to whose porch this is, please do so in the guestbook area. Guess the right house, win a prize*.

*All prize packages consist of one email from us
*Confirmed and truth may mean malicious and made-up jive, respectively
*We may or may not know for sure