Mess(ag)ing with Stupid People
It's never been easier... or more fun.

Since the advent of the WWW, chat rooms, instant messenger programs, and BBS (Bulletin Boards) messing with stupid people has become easier than ever before. With this new and wonderful tool, from the convenience of your own home, you can buffoonerize* and confuse idiots like never before. Some "messings with" are funnier than others. This one happens to be fairly comical.

The text font of the conversation has been standardized for easier reading. Bruce (aka Neuby, Touchy McFeel, The Juice, etc) have been given different colors to make following along a bit easier. Everything else is transcribed exactly as it happened, word for painful misspelled word.

The Situation:
This is what neubert (touch, bruce, neub, mcjuice, etc) emailed to preface the exchange.

"Below is a conversation between me and the psycho girl, I wanted to see what would happen if I messed with her. I knew from prior refference that her boyfriend was named ED, I just asked her if she was talking to him or not. Then she responded I am....and then the rest is priceless."

While not the best of the chat pranks out there, Bruce isn't exactly world renown for thinking before he speaks (refer to the quotes section), spelling correctly (refer to anything in red), or even typing full, coherent thoughts. Amazingly though, Bruce has risen to the challenge with this is an excellent piece of work, and he deserves our praise for this masterpiece. I love the ending too, classic Bruce. Good work!

And..... go.

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
i am

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
Tell him I said "HEY", and that he still owe's me 5 dollers

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
?

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
how

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
what/

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
what do you mean?

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
im confused

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
its ok

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
how does he owe you $5

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
just tell him the Neuby would like his 5 dollers sometime this next month...and tell him i said hey

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
just tell him....he'll know

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
?

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
how do you know him?

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
what?

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
im so confused

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
what did he say?...

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
i asked if he knew you

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
is he going to pay me, or is not going to like last time?

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
he said no

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
well of course he's going to tell you that!

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
geezz...

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
what the hell is going on!

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
man..i'm not getting into this..you just ask him and he'll tell you

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
no you tell me

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
yeah right....or he can

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
stop it

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
tell me damn it

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
what now?....man their is no reason for swearing......when ever you get a couple hours alone with Ed....just ask him about me and how he owe's me...and he'll tell you

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
I hope he will at least

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
he is your boyfriend afterall

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
are you meeing with my head

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
mseeing

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
HAHAHAHAA

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
ahhhh

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
sure

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
?

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
Did you ask Ed?

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
what did he say

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
or is he lieing again

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
if you know him tell me somthign about him b4 i ask

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
like what is his last name

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
well?

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
ahhh

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
sorry

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
what was the question?

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
how do you know him

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
WHat?

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
I dont know him

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
why would i know ED?

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
your really pissing me off

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
when ever you get a couple hours alone with Ed....just ask him about me and how he owe's me...and he'll tell you

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
" "

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAAH

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
oh man.......

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
ohhhhhh that ed

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
You mean your boyfriend ed....

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
yes

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
ohhhhh Eddy....Iv'e known him for a couple of years....

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
he never told you?

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
what is his last name

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
Eddy's?

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
yes

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
Defranko

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
im not with him

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
he isnt my bf

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
your saying Ed's not your boyfriend?

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
that's too bad

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
he'll be sad now

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
its a differant ed

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
hey...if you want to think that you can go right ahead

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
you really shouldnt be in denial

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
whatever

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
ok......i'm telling you

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
me too

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
where does defranko live?

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
Eddy Defranko?....he lives in all of our hearts....

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. says:
what city?

Neuby-if you would like to talk yell really loud cause i'm watching tv says:
my heart is preety big....but its no city

*Buffoonerize, while not actually a "word", does in fact have a purpose. If you read this, and you'd like to personally congratulate buffoonerize on a job well done, you can email him by clicking HERE.