Phil Ludlow he owns the town
Phil Ludlow puts on his crown
Phil Ludlow his magic hat
Phil Ludlow not a democrat

Phil Ludlow - Phil Ludlow

Phil Ludlow he always looks good
Phil Ludlow wears a hat not a hood
Phil Ludlow he's the man of the hour
Phil Ludlow grasping absolute power

Phil Ludlow - Phil Ludlow

Bruce Willis met Phil and they struggled for hours
Then Phils magic hat filled him with awesome powers
It didn't take long for Bruce's spine to cave in
Thats when Phil slaughtered him and his Kin

Phil Ludlow - Phil Ludlow

McDonalds Wendy's and Taco Bell
Compared to luds it's fast food hell
So fill yourself with Ludlow food
Cause then you'll have a Phil attitude