Who Shot the Kids?

Eddie Lost the college fund
Laura can't go to beauty school
Grandma can't afford the pain meds

Twinkies, Twinkies, Twinkies, Twinkies
Shootin Kids, Shootin Kids, Shootin Kids, Shootin Kids

Carl Shot a kid today
Took his twinkies and ran away
as he lie dying he began to say
Carl winlsow you're gonna pay!

-Chorus

Carls on the twinkies again
Will this hell never end
Harriette's leaving him now
He's fatter than a damn cow

His family is really po'
They can't afford heat no mo'
Now carls got no place to live
Shootin up twinkies, getting HIV

-Chorus