| Name: |
Mannie Sausage, aka "Brucey Bruce" |
| Age: |
18 |
| Occupation: |
Drummer, Basketball...er, 4th Ninja |
| Interests: |
Doing ninja moves in the park |
| Special Powers: |
Impregnates all women within 50ft when rocking Walmart |
| Crowning Achievement: |
"Removed" both passenger side tires from vehicle instantaneously |
| Words of Wisdom: |
"Don't touch my sticky buns." |
