How to Send Hatemail!

    It has been decided that every cool site needs certain things.  This site is lacking one of those very important things.  HATE MAIL OF COURSE.  So maybe your saying to yourself right now, "well I'm all about hate, and I like to send mail, but where do I start?".  Let me help you.

Dear Penis,

    I hate your website.  You are a penis.  I hate you because my dad is Carl

 Winslow.  I hate your website because it makes no sense and your image

editing skills stop with Microsoft Paint.  Steven Seagal has no acting ability. 

I hope you die and eat poop.

                                                                                                            Sincerely,

                                                                                                                        Bob Dole

If a word is underlined, that means you can change it and put in your own clever insult, for example, instead of saying "Dear Penis," perhaps you would want to say "Dear Weener", or "Dear Peepee".  It's all up to you.  If you are an experienced Hate-mailer, then disregard this template and write to your hearts desire.

So, please send hate mail to carlwins@carlwinslow.com , or if you have a personal problem with me, sean@carlwinslow.com