The magic of Crack
Cocaine with Robert Allen! |
You keep hangin'
on me, I'll break your other arm! Damn dirty deanos... |
When giant credit cards attack
asian people, part 4! |
Selling computer software
with sexual indueno's, advertising at a new low! |
American capitalism at work. |
Build muscle
with NO excersize, so ingenius it sounds retarded! |
I got 3 of the same
"secure coded documents". Does this mean I'm eligible for 3 times the money? |
Increased metabolism may induce acute on-scale vomiting. |
A fist with
money right
through my screen? Sign me up! |
Somehow its not enough to know that people came in droves to see these
shitty movies. We also have to get advertisements in our email about them. |
Free brain aneurism with every order! |
What's better
than a few hurting tablets? |
If you can see the invisible people you're special, like that kid in that
movie. |
More american
capitalism at the top of its exploitive game! |
See your pounds literally melt away! (as the hydrochloric
enhanced soap burns off everything it touches) |
Order now and get a
free rich guy vest that says salary on the front. That way, everyone will know you're a
big timer. |
