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This is one of those "Screw somebody out of their house" type advertisements. It looks nice and friendly, but what you're really doing is creating homeless people.
 

What they do is get a glowing blue wire, and run it from your house to everywhere. This way, you can access your PC through this glowing blue wire, no matter where you are!
 

The last time someone cared about this guys opinion he still had hair.
 

This one is awesome. Why? Because its a Dale Earnhardt commemorative plaque. Anyone who would buy this from a spam email deserves to get screwed. Wait, I mean, anyone who buys this deserves to get screwed. Oh those sad little "Nascar is life" people, or in this case "Nascar isn't life."
 

This is a picture of food. I'm glad I got this in a spam email, because it really sold me on eating. Now I eat almost daily!
 

I don't have diabetes. Was this a misdirected email? Am I supposed to buy this in case I get diabetes in the future? This gives me the urge to get diabetes, just to test it out!  I wish they had better directions on this one. I'm confused.
 

These people have pretty awesome names. Click the picture and check out the other awesome people we found!
 

Side Effects may include attempting to fly, as pictured.
 

Sell crack and make $1000's of dollars? What's not to like!
 

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New from the makers of: The 4-in-1 tool that only does 3 things, all very half-assedly comes:
The Radio-Flashlight: "Because you never know when you're going to be running for your life and need both a flashlight and radio simultaneously, but only have one hand free!"
 

If that's a guy, I'm disgusted. If its a girl, I'm just scared.