Disclaimer, Copyright, and other stuff...
you'll want to know when thinking about stealing our Intellectual Property

Some things on this site have to do with characters in tv shows or films. They are not related in any way to the production or maintenance of this site. Any instances of pictures used on this website that were not created by us are used for purposes of parody only, and therefore covered by the Fair Use clause of American Copyright Law. Furthermore, the fact that this website is awesome, and the Carl Winslow from the hit show Family Matters is also awesome is purely coincidental. These pages are best viewed (IMO) at 1024x768, but 800x600 looks ok too. If you're still using 640x480, may God have mercy on your monitor's capabilities. We won't.

All of the written stories, comments, quotes, and original pictures/artwork on this website are the sole property of carlwinslow.com and its owners/operators.  We scour the web every so often looking for people who are regurgitating our writings and artwork. If we do happen to find you doing this without our express written permission, know that we know people who can make you sorry (and will if we buy them a 12 pack). Reproduction of any of the original material on this site in full or part is allowed only through written consent (email) and with proper credit/linkbacks given. You are not anonymous, you leave a trail of who you are everywhere on the web. If you're reading this, we've already logged your IP, which in turn can easily provide your ISP, and from there one phone call can get us your name, home address, telephone number, and any other information we need if you commit a civil or criminal infraction towards us.

Some pictures on this website are taken from other places on the web, for uses of parody. Whenever we find things that work well we edit them to our liking and use them. Most if not all of these photographs are public domain. If you have a legal issue with us using a picture or pictures you have copyright ownership of (be prepared to present proper copyright proof), email us and we will work with you remedy the situation immediately.